While I was mindlessly droning at work yesterday I was thinking about this topic more. How are we going to get the support we need to start a war with Iran? Something big needs to happen.

Why does it need to happen?

Oil is fucked. Oil is the lifeblood of the military industrial complex and the entire economy itself. I was thinking about this more at work. "Why is oil down so hard when I'm seeing just as many cars on the road."

Then it hit me.

I hate communting. I would never commute longer than 20 minutes to work. Amazon is 5 miles away from me. I don't even have to get on the freeway to get there. Other people sometimes commute an hour to and an hour from work. This blows my mind. I could never do it.

It was at that moment that I realized oil is doomed if citizens could simply afford to live where they worked.

Mind blowing.

But seriously though how are we going to start that war to get the economy back on track?

Took me all of two minutes to realize the answer has already been stated.

Remember back in 2018 when the nuclear arms deal with Iran fell through?
Clearly, the false-flag will have something to do with nukes.
Oil isn't going to make a comeback without a war.

The ultimate false flag event related to nukes would obviously be to set off a nuke inside of our own borders. That would be insane, but not out of the realm of possibility. However, I have to assume that doing something like that would make us look extremely weak, not to mention the decades of nuclear fallout and all the other fucked up shit that happens when a nuke goes off in a country.

It's also worth noting that American's wouldn't want a normal war if this were to happen. They'd want us to wipe Iran off the face of the planet with our massive nuclear arsenal. That wouldn't help oil go up; we need a sustained traditional offensive that drags on for a really long time, consuming oil with massive DOD contracts.

No, this is a bit extreme. It must be something else.

I found this picture on Google images just now and noticed it was dated for April 22, 2020. I clicked the link and found this article:

Iran says it puts first military satellite into orbit, triggers U.S. condemnation

AH, now we are getting somewhere.

A military satellite, you don't say!? On the same day that Trump threatens Iranian gunboats... what a coincidence.

Here's what I would do...

Tell the CIA to acquire or build a nuclear device.
Make it look like a makeshift unprofessional improvised explosive device. This way when people look at it they'll automatically think yeah Iran could have built this.

Now you have your scary looking bomb.

Thwart a "terrorist" plot in a huge city like New York or LA.
Preferably New York because then you can capitalize on all the shitty feelings of 9/11. Those terrorists sure hate New York I tell ya.

Now we absolutely have to start a war with Iran.

Sorted.

Afterwards you can "diffuse" the bomb and put it in a museum in New York!

Never forget.

Either that or you can blow something up with a missile and say it was guided with this newly-launched military satellite.

Your choice.

@cia @fbi @nsa

I can do this all day.
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